Baloons
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decidedto tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed LittleJohnny what was happening.Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm nota doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what arethose things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny toask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would beforgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his fatherthe same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "WhyJohnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up andshe'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no morequestions. A few weeks later, Johnny's' dad comes home from work a few hoursearly. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy!Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy'sdying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's' balloons and she's screaming
"OhGod, I'm coming!"
posted by Anna Wayne @ 3:52 AM
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