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Top Ten Sex Spots 1. In your bed
2. In your parents bed
3. In the car
4. On a dryer, while running
5. In a hot tub
6. On a beach, down in the sand
7. On a comfy couch with the TV on
8. On a waterbed
9. A plane bathroom
10.In the rain**
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Top 10 Places NOT to have Sex 1. In the movies
2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
3. In front of all of your friends
4. In a phonebooth
5. In your best friend's bed
6. At Grandma's house
7. At school
8. In your dirty basement
9. In the street
10.ON-LINE**
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Top three things to say before having Sex 1. I love you (but only if you mean it)
2. Rock my world
3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE...
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Top three things NOT to say before having Sex 1. Is this gonna hurt?
2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
3. Are you sure it's on there?
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Top 3 things to say after Sex 1. Are you sure this was you're first time?
2. Gotta cigarette?
3. Wanna do it again?
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Top 3 things NOT to say after Sex 1. That was IT??
2. I think I hear my mom calling me---see ya
3. OOPS, the condom broke!
posted by Anna Wayne @ 2:41 AM
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