A woman's heart is an ocean of secrets

Baby Planes

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to
Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his
mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the
flight attendant. So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big
dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"
The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
He said that she had. With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother
it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

posted by Anna Wayne @ 4:41 AM